This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
It’s so fucking perfect I cannot even.
yes these all make perfect sense to me
It’s like “sea pancake”. Perfect.
I’ve called my ankle a “foot elbow” before
Wouldn’t that be a “leg elbow”?
|Have you ever given someone the nigga pass?|
TW: RAPE AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
Honestly, I always feel like white people can’t shock me anymore by the depths to which they sink in order rationalize their racism but they still always manage. Always. Without fail. Endlessly.
ROMAN POLANSKI HAS AN OSCAR
MARK WAHLBERG HAS TWO OSCAR NOMINATIONS
SEAN PENN HAS AN OSCAR
JOSH BROLIN HAS AN OSCAR NOMINATION
So no, unless you’re a black man, the academy and the rest of the entire fucking world doesn’t give a fuck if you beat or rape a woman or girl. And this is really fucking rich coming from a guy who raped Anna Faris on screen for a joke. But he’s white so it’s ok. And hilarious.
John Lennon abused his first wife and Yoko Ono but he’s still hailed as a Rock and Roll genius/revolutionary.
They LOOOVE to vilify Black men.
Takes the focus off the fuckshit THEY do.
i know this is from like 2 years ago but i wonder if seth watched this years golden globe tribute to woody allen or all the abusers nominated for oscars